The Boy to the Master
Boy: Master, tell me something?
Master: Nothing to tell, you know it all, already.
Boy: At least a few words.
Master: Don’t Worry, Be Happy!
Master: Because everything is fair in ”love and war”.
Boy: But I’m neither in love nor in war.
Master: Soon you’ll be, either, in love or war and if lucky, in both.
Boy: But I don’t want to be in any of these?
Master: Then what the hell you’re doing here on Earth?